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Duke of Albany is a peerage title that has occasionally been bestowed on younger sons in the Scottish and later the British royal family, particularly in the Houses of Stuart and Hanover.
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The PRC-999K is a portable radio transceiver of the Republic of Korea Army. It is usually used by Companies & Battalions. It is developed and built by LIG Nex1. Formally, PRC-999K is the name of all equipment in the portable transceiver set. This set costs almost 8 million won and weighs around 15 kg. The PRC-999K (RT-314K) variant is loaded with Electronic counter-countermeasure Modules.
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