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{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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